Beanerbut's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Chronicles of a Demon Ep1]

...a constructive review

it was... okay. It wasn't very enjoyable to watch since the humour was distasteful. I kinda snickered at when the fish "bit" the guy, but ate his entire body and half the boat along with it instead. The flag joke at the beginning didn't make any sense and the intro was the worst of all. As soon as I watched it, i knew it would be a krappy show. I liked the drawings though.

The last bit with the sword wasn't very original. Plus, the whole plot wasn't planned out well and that's also why it came out badly. How does a demonic sword come out of a couple of high schoolers falling in a hole (c'mon a random hole in the forest? did you really think that was a good idea to introduce the whole demon thing?) (damn this story sucks).

Darkar responds:

Ha ha, just a little pennymator who talks about scripts when his movies doesn't have one. Small weirdo trying to lower my average. Anyways... thanks for the "constructive" review!

[PPGZ in a Nutshell]

...

a waste of time and your imitation of Mojojojo just plain sucked.

Wonchop responds:

>=(
We can't all have deep gravelly voices y'know

[Sonic riders in 3 minutes]

...

Don't ever buy sonic riders. it has like 5 or 6 levels, one really short 6 lvl story, u can buy new boards but can't cutomize them and most of them are worse than the default boards u get with a rider and the boards r ridiculously expensive.

that wasn't exactly how the story went because some parts kinda happened the opposite and this was dramatized.

but the story goes like this: sonic desides to do a bunch of races to win and race this contest to win choas emeralds or something and the contest is hosted by robotnic. the 2nd last lvl takes forever to try to beat and when u finally do it, ur competitor who is racing has a buddy that sets a trap and u loose anyways. meanwhile ur competitior gets the emerald and robotnic steals it from him. then u race on eggman's fortress in the clouds. then something happens that i haven't bothered to beat yet.

I would know 'cause my friend (who thinks the krappy games are probably good) bought me it for my birthday about a month ago.

RogerregoRRoger responds:

It's a spoof, not a game documentry.

I think i got the moood and setup of the game quite right. Only the climax is compeltely cut off. Up yours, stupid genie.

[Yugi!...oh...]

...

That was just about the worst piece of krapp i've ever seen. it was poorly drawn and poorly animated, yugi's card match especially. The sound quality was horrible and the plot was horrible. if he just had to push a big red button in the show, he wouldn't even have a duel. and yugi's character was portraid... badly.

all in all, i don't see how anyone could make humour out of that.

try better next time.

RogerregoRRoger responds:

If you say so.

[Sounds of CS]

...

Niiiiiiice. A cs music video! a beat made entirely out of cs sounds. I made a song like this made of weapons sound effects. I tried to release it to the audio portal but there was a problem with it. it neede to be 40khrz but mine was 11.

StealthBeast responds:

lol then up the khrz? that would be my common sense lol. thanks for the review. Sorry for the late response, I'm swamped =_=

[AIC 1 - Procrastination]

...

I have a feeling thisl make front page.

HAM-Mosessess responds:

what a feelin'. It's believin'.

[The Thwomps]

...

This flash was ok but those mario parodies r getting old and there's not much to make fun of; usually the movies r about luigi being gay or something and don't even have to do with game. Anyway... I just wanted to review this flash so that I could ask how the second thwomp ended up in the lava pit, he was not even close to it on the ceiling?

I do hope u will respond to this.

Psycosis91 responds:

Sure I'll respond. The whole 'falling in the lava even though he wasn't near it' was a joke one of my freinds made up ages ago. I added it for random-ness.