Beanerbut's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Bunnykill 4]

amazing

I haven't seen a new one of these in a long time. Liked how it was structured very much like an action arcade game.

[Jackie]

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Watch.. "Jerry"?.. watch that movie first if you don't know what's going on.

[TF2 Gun Sounds!]

awesom

But sounded like COD4 gun sounds though, I gguess ur probably the same guy who made it though, it's the same style.

I do wish there were some scenes and sounds of guys getting killed.

[The Bowmaster]

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What the hell was that?!!?

This is a krappy animation with poorly drawn graphics with no detail or texture and lazily animated, overused stick figures (those arrows looked like cannon balls). There was no sound effects. There was some sort of krappy story that was literaly thought up in seconds and didn't even have any solid relation to what was going on. Who was the red guy? if this was some sort of contest, why did it look like a story about an invader attacking a fort?

This animation is much too short. Basically, it showed a guy, who can jump super high, getting shot by another guy with a bow. Somehow he had super-human abilities, but couldn't dodge one arrow at a time. Also, Red Guy's smokey/dusty death didn't make any sense either.

What drove you to bother making such a poorly manufactured animation? When I make an animation, I put good work into an idea that came to mind, something original (sadly i do not have the patience to create an entire animation).

[Pico Day Incursion]

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Ahh... that was so funny. And the end... brilliant.
Though the animation was krappy, it just added to the hunour.

[Pico Home from School]

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I liked it. It was a strange concept, didn't really understand it, the whole: a dick on the cover of a magazine came to life and started attacking Pico. Oh well.. it was funny in a sort of passive way. I did, however, giggle during the scene where his mother showed Pico that she had found out he had porn. The drawings and animation was fantastic and i did like the idea you came up with and to look at Pico's life in a non-violent way, even if the story didn't make sense.

[Pico Epilogue]

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Ahhhhhahahahahahha!!! that was so awesome. Good graphics, short, and hilarious. Ahh i love Johnny Utah's dick jokes!!!

[Just Another Psycho]

Wow...

No doubt about it, this was fantastic! My score that I gave you is not exaggerated. The graphics were stunning. The sound was incredible; so properly synced. The style and the way you made this short was awesome. It seems to show what a psychopath might really be going through when they get into a situation like so. His mind plays with him. Perhaps a psycho has moments similar to this that while that person's day dreaming, he really has a split personality that is death incarnate.

Did you come up with this yourself? If so, it was quite clever and imaginative. Otherwise, you must be studying psychology. It's clever anyways.

[Chronicles of a Demon Ep1]

...a constructive review

it was... okay. It wasn't very enjoyable to watch since the humour was distasteful. I kinda snickered at when the fish "bit" the guy, but ate his entire body and half the boat along with it instead. The flag joke at the beginning didn't make any sense and the intro was the worst of all. As soon as I watched it, i knew it would be a krappy show. I liked the drawings though.

The last bit with the sword wasn't very original. Plus, the whole plot wasn't planned out well and that's also why it came out badly. How does a demonic sword come out of a couple of high schoolers falling in a hole (c'mon a random hole in the forest? did you really think that was a good idea to introduce the whole demon thing?) (damn this story sucks).

Darkar responds:

Ha ha, just a little pennymator who talks about scripts when his movies doesn't have one. Small weirdo trying to lower my average. Anyways... thanks for the "constructive" review!