This is a krappy animation with poorly drawn graphics with no detail or texture and lazily animated, overused stick figures (those arrows looked like cannon balls). There was no sound effects. There was some sort of krappy story that was literaly thought up in seconds and didn't even have any solid relation to what was going on. Who was the red guy? if this was some sort of contest, why did it look like a story about an invader attacking a fort?
This animation is much too short. Basically, it showed a guy, who can jump super high, getting shot by another guy with a bow. Somehow he had super-human abilities, but couldn't dodge one arrow at a time. Also, Red Guy's smokey/dusty death didn't make any sense either.
What drove you to bother making such a poorly manufactured animation? When I make an animation, I put good work into an idea that came to mind, something original (sadly i do not have the patience to create an entire animation).
hahaha, i put in 138 for the sticky note too... I think u screwed up the amount of verticies of the triangular prism. Unless... that wasn't ur intention for the puzzle.
I liked it. It was a strange concept, didn't really understand it, the whole: a dick on the cover of a magazine came to life and started attacking Pico. Oh well.. it was funny in a sort of passive way. I did, however, giggle during the scene where his mother showed Pico that she had found out he had porn. The drawings and animation was fantastic and i did like the idea you came up with and to look at Pico's life in a non-violent way, even if the story didn't make sense.
This submission says how the fortune cookies are americanized by adding lucky numbers to the back of the "papers of wisdom". The message isn't americanized because fortune cookies aren't Chinese; they were invented in California.
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Rated 4.5 / 5 stars December 29, 2009
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Fantastic game. The second last level was a bad idea though; not clever yet hard as fuck. Liked the soundtrack.
Rated 5 / 5 stars July 23, 2009
amazing
I haven't seen a new one of these in a long time. Liked how it was structured very much like an action arcade game.
Rated 4 / 5 stars March 29, 2009
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Watch.. "Jerry"?.. watch that movie first if you don't know what's going on.
Rated 4 / 5 stars July 23, 2008
awesom
But sounded like COD4 gun sounds though, I gguess ur probably the same guy who made it though, it's the same style.
I do wish there were some scenes and sounds of guys getting killed.
Rated 1.5 / 5 stars July 10, 2007
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What the hell was that?!!?
This is a krappy animation with poorly drawn graphics with no detail or texture and lazily animated, overused stick figures (those arrows looked like cannon balls). There was no sound effects. There was some sort of krappy story that was literaly thought up in seconds and didn't even have any solid relation to what was going on. Who was the red guy? if this was some sort of contest, why did it look like a story about an invader attacking a fort?
This animation is much too short. Basically, it showed a guy, who can jump super high, getting shot by another guy with a bow. Somehow he had super-human abilities, but couldn't dodge one arrow at a time. Also, Red Guy's smokey/dusty death didn't make any sense either.
What drove you to bother making such a poorly manufactured animation? When I make an animation, I put good work into an idea that came to mind, something original (sadly i do not have the patience to create an entire animation).
Rated 4.5 / 5 stars June 3, 2007
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hahaha, i put in 138 for the sticky note too... I think u screwed up the amount of verticies of the triangular prism. Unless... that wasn't ur intention for the puzzle.
Rated 3.5 / 5 stars May 6, 2007
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Ahh... that was so funny. And the end... brilliant.
Though the animation was krappy, it just added to the hunour.
Rated 4.5 / 5 stars May 2, 2007
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I liked it. It was a strange concept, didn't really understand it, the whole: a dick on the cover of a magazine came to life and started attacking Pico. Oh well.. it was funny in a sort of passive way. I did, however, giggle during the scene where his mother showed Pico that she had found out he had porn. The drawings and animation was fantastic and i did like the idea you came up with and to look at Pico's life in a non-violent way, even if the story didn't make sense.
Rated 4 / 5 stars April 30, 2007
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Ahhhhhahahahahahha!!! that was so awesome. Good graphics, short, and hilarious. Ahh i love Johnny Utah's dick jokes!!!
Rated 3 / 5 stars March 31, 2007
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This submission says how the fortune cookies are americanized by adding lucky numbers to the back of the "papers of wisdom". The message isn't americanized because fortune cookies aren't Chinese; they were invented in California.